Vitamin B = Yellow PEE

I started taking 'Super B Complex' pills in the hopes of combatting my pimples cos I really don't want to end up looking like Freddy Kruger.

My pee is really yellow I mean like u take berocca tablets and dissolve them in water and drink them kinda yellow. And the pee smells like medicine.

Well I guess it just means it's doing something to my body.

Meanwhile the pimples multiply like horny rabbits.

Saw two strange things yesterday.

1. Saw Chinese Ah-Pek jogging along neighbourhood in his shiny satin boxer shorts on my way to school. Couldn't help smiling to myself as he jogged past. He had this contented smile plastered on his face like 'damn it's good to be able to jog at this age' That kinda face. I kept on trying to make out what patterns were on his boxers. They looked like China gold coins to me. I tried not to look too hard or ah pek might catch me staring. Then he will think he is really something. So old already still can attract female attention.
2. Bought black elastic fabric head band to keep the hair away from my face so it won't encourage pimples. Before I opened up the packet, I looked into the transparent packaging and found a dead fly nestled nicely between the cloth and the plastic wrapping. Preserved quite well too. It says the item is a product of China. So I guess the fly was shipped over to Australia. So a China fly managed to pass stupid Australian quarantine. Interesting.

Way too tired now. Will add somemore strange sightings soon enough.

Coming up: my pimple face on display as I give my honours presentation.

Take me there!!!!!

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You know the thing about pimples,

No matter how nice you smell, how immaculately coiffed your hair, how neatly pressed your clothes, if you got them pimples brewing on your face...

YOU STILL LOOK DIRTY!

Especially if you got enough oil on your face to power two cities, like me.

I have accepted my fate.

Fate decided to make me a walking oil rig.

Fate also decided that my stubborn skin would develop an immunity to the things that work after some time.

I sent an sms to my mom yesterday and it went:

'Am officially despairing. At rate these pimples are multiplying I am going to be scarred for life. Beloo must have left much rice on his plate when young.'

(For those of you who don't have a clue about the rice, it's an old wive's tale perpetuated by *cough* old wives. *snigger* It goes that if you don't finish your food as a kid and leave many grains of rice lying around your plate, your future boyfriend or girlfriend will have many pimpes. It's just a way to ensure kiddies polish and lick their plates clean la. But well...I've run out of other reasons and explanations for this troublesome skin.)

I tell you, I swear I can literally feel the bacteria going to work on my face sometimes. Hardworking little fuckers they are.

Boohoo.

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Haha...check these out:

THere are like 3 stat counters all over my blog page. Notice em? hehehe...

I am so tickled.

They came about cos I was trying to paste them into the html template and they wouldn't appear when I previewed.

Now I have three... hehehe...funny...

I think I will just keep them around here for awhile longer for shits and giggles.

hehehe.....

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Issit to:
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OH gawd...I'm too lazy to finish this....I'll do it in a later post can?

Happy Mudder's Day Ya'll

Relief!

Honours seminar presentation is over. I am taking the night off to rest.

But rest I can't cos I'm feelin randy.

Damn the land masses between us...Belooo where are u?